Before the Tail: What really goes on behind the scenes

THE END!

Little Red Riding Hood, Fractured Fairy Tail #1

Little Red set out to visit her granny

Her grandmother had been ill recently, and Red thought it her duty to check in on her

It was getting dark, so she hurried as quickly as possible through the forest

All of a sudden, a hideous creature sprang out in front of her....a WOLF!

Little Red collasped in fright, and stammered "My! What big ears you have!"

Then she cowered, and squeaked

"MY! What a big nose you have!"

And then, as the wolf bared his teeth, she screamed, "MY, WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE!"

Then the wolf's tongue snaked out and LICKED her!

Litte Red couldn't help but giggle...MY, what a big tongue he had!

She started to think, it really was a rather cute little wolf

Plus, Granny always had liked pets!

Surely they could train it not to eat people...maybe only nibble a very little bit!

So off they headed to Granny's, Little Red and Little Black Wolf....

and they MAY have lived happily ever after!

THE END

Hansel and Gretel, Fractured Fairy Tail #2

Once upon a time, there were two poor little children named Hansel and Gretel

Their parents could not feed them, so led them into the forest to die


There lived an evil witch in the middle of the woods


who just so happened to like the taste of children


She spied Hansel and Gretel wandering lost through the forest


She thought how yummy they'd taste, and decided to lure them to her


knowing that no child can resist candy


Little Gretel saw the witch with the candy...


Oh, what should they do??? Gretel could almost taste the candy


Gretel drew nearer to the witch, unable to stop herself

 
"NO!" Hansel barked out

"Don't take the candy from her!"


"There's a much easier way!"


"Today is Halloween...we can go Trick or Treating! You go around knocking on doors, and people you've never met before will give you tons of candy! It's quite the racket!"


So they both set out to go Trick or Treating


And they got far too much candy, and lived happily ever after except for the stomach ache from too much sugar!  BURRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!

THE END

Cinderella, Fractured Fairy Tail #3

Once upon a time, there lived a girl who was at the mercy of her evil stepmother. This girl was called Cinderella



Her stepmother made her sweep the floors, day and night, which was really quite tragic as she had terrible dust allergies



Cinderella wished with all her might that someone would come and save her from this dire situation



When, WOOOOSH, all of a sudden her Fairy Dogmother arrived!



This came as quite a surprise to Cinderella, because she had not realized she had a Fairy Dogmother



"Oh PLEASE, Fairy Dogmother...save me from this horrible plight!", Cinderella begged



The Fairy Dogmother agreed, "This ghetto chic look really isn't working for you!"



ZAP!!!



Cinderella felt something very strange start to happen



Suddenly, she was wearing a beautiful gown, dressed just like a princess!

 

"Oh, thank you, Fairy Dogmother-but now that I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go, what shall I do?"



"You shall go to the Royal Ball, and meet a handsome prince and marry him, of course!", her Fairy Dogmother explained



So off Cinderella went to the ball, and she DID meet a handsome prince,and they danced the night away



But when the clock struck midnight, Cinderella had to run away, that darn Fairy Dogmother's magic only lasted for one night!



The prince had fallen desperately in love with Cinderella, and went out searching for the beautiful girl who had lost her glass slipper

The prince told Cinderella, "The girl who fits this glass slipper shall be my bride!"


Cinderella tried the slipper on, but alas, it didn't fit...dogs don't wear shoes!



Cinderella was humiliated, but then began to think


The prince was a very good dancer, but really wasn't her type of guy



She went over to the prince's footman who was her type, and very well bred

It was love at first kiss, and they lived happily ever after