Her stepmother made her sweep the floors, day and night, which was really quite tragic as she had terrible dust allergies
Cinderella wished with all her might that someone would come and save her from this dire situation
When, WOOOOSH, all of a sudden her Fairy Dogmother arrived!
This came as quite a surprise to Cinderella, because she had not realized she had a Fairy Dogmother
"Oh PLEASE, Fairy Dogmother...save me from this horrible plight!", Cinderella begged
The Fairy Dogmother agreed, "This ghetto chic look really isn't working for you!"
Cinderella felt something very strange start to happen
Suddenly, she was wearing a beautiful gown, dressed just like a princess!
"Oh, thank you, Fairy Dogmother-but now that I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go, what shall I do?"
"You shall go to the Royal Ball, and meet a handsome prince and marry him, of course!", her Fairy Dogmother explained
So off Cinderella went to the ball, and she DID meet a handsome prince,and they danced the night away
But when the clock struck midnight, Cinderella had to run away, that darn Fairy Dogmother's magic only lasted for one night!
The prince had fallen desperately in love with Cinderella, and went out searching for the beautiful girl who had lost her glass slipper
The prince told Cinderella, "The girl who fits this glass slipper shall be my bride!"
Cinderella tried the slipper on, but alas, it didn't fit...dogs don't wear shoes!
Cinderella was humiliated, but then began to think
The prince was a very good dancer, but really wasn't her type of guy
She went over to the prince's footman who was her type, and very well bred
It was love at first kiss, and they lived happily ever after