Once upon a time
there was a very vain emperor
there was a very vain emperor
He was so conceited
he would stare for hours
at his reflection
He would primp and preen endlessly before his mirror
never being satisfied
until perfection was achieved
Two nefarious creatures
classic n'er-do-wells
were looking
to make a quick buck
They heard of this Emperor's vanity
and decided to pay him a visit
they started a PR campaign
announcing that they were the premier fashion designers in all the land
The Emperor upon hearing this news
invited them both to his palace
"We are the best courturiers in the world."
"Oh yes, after many years of research and study we have woven the most incredible fabric!"
"This fabric is so light and finely made that it appears to be invisible to those too common to appreciate it's quality!"
“Oh yes, yes, yes! Stupid, ignorant people cannot see it's beauty!”
The emperor was very impressed and ordered a suit to be made of this wonderous material
and gave these two scoundrels each
a bag of gold for their commission
The two con artists returned a week later with the new suit
"Behold Emperor! Here is your most fabulous suit!"
"Oohhhh, isn't it the most gorgeous thing you have ever seen!?!"
"The quality is beyond belief! Try it on, your Highness!"
The Emperor quickly undressed, excited to own such exquisite work
They draped the invisible clothing on the Emperor
"Oh your Highness, you look marvelously regal!"
"Oh yes! Yes! YES! Incredibly impressive and majestic!"
The Emperor thought the material might be just a bit see-through
but didn't want to mention it be for he didn't want to appear common so he exclaimed on how glorious he looked
and the scoundrelly villains
went laughing all the way to the bank
The Emperor decided to show everyone his magical new suit
Parading through the main hall he strutted grandly before the crowd that had gathered
“Look at the Emperor’s new clothes!” one woman said
“Is he naked?” another whispered
“I cannot look!” A shy miss exclaimed
“OH, How grand he is!” a grand dame admired
“Saints preserve us!” shouted one older woman
"Oh the cut!" commented one man
"And the color!" the other replied
Everyone in the crowd commented on how magnificent the Emperor looked, not wishing to appear common or ignorant
Until one small girl burst out with what everyone really was thinking
“HE’S NAKED!”
The crowd gasped in horror
But the girl said
"Why is that pervy man walking around without any clothes on?"
"Isn’t there laws against that???"
Realizing that the Emperor actually WAS nude, they all recoiled in distaste
All except one little minx
who was checking the Emperor out
and noticed he had the whole package
She thought “He’s an emperor and he’s HOT!”
She quickly stripped down and joined him
"I know just the place for us!" she explained
So they went off to join the nudist colony
and lived happily every after
THE END!
Ahhh Memories. Truly your directing talent has no bounds! The pups are the best little actors ever... and who does that fabulous walk-on?
ReplyDeleteWhy that would be the the incredible Ms. Chloe!
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